2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
'66 Ford Fairlane
'69 Pontiac GTO
'69 Chevrolet Camero
'71 Chevrolet El Camino

3. What is your principle investment strategy?
Faked injuries on the job
Beanie Babies/Metal Detector
Dale Earnhardt memorabilia
Lottery Tickets

4. A runaway logging truck is careening down a mountainside in West Virginia. What percentage of the cars which get totaled are likely to be missing mufflers?
10%
25%
50%
75%

5. What is Joie Chitwood famous for?
Chain saw art
Fiddling
Bass fishing
Two-wheeling cars

6. What are you saving up to buy?
Tatoo/piercing
Bass fishing boat
Wrestlemania tickets
Nascar tickets

7. Which follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, _________________.
Apollo
Evinrude
Saturn
Skylab

8. How old should a girl be before she gets her ears pierced?
16
21
12
6 months

9. In which state are you most likely to be completely toothless?
Kentucky
North Dakota
West Virginia
Mississippi

10. What is considered improper to be used as a centerpiece on your dining table?
A hubcap
Taxidermy
Cement block with plastic flowers
Guns and ammunition

11. At what age is a boy considered mature enough to handle firearms, tobacco and liquor?
14
8
18
5

12. What is your preferred method for catching fish?
Red Wrigglers
Dinamite
Crickets
Spinning lures

13. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Mad Dog
King Cotton
Night Train
Ripple

14. Which is the most logical reason a newly wed redneck would return his wife to her family?
She was a virgin
She was frigid
She had three breasts
She smelled like Bardahl Radiator Treatment

15. Succotash is ...?
A method of smoking marijuana
A vegetable gumbo
A sexual act
A penis enlarger

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