2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
'66 Ford Fairlane
'69 Pontiac GTO
'69 Chevrolet Camero
'71 Chevrolet El Camino
3. What is your principle investment strategy?
Faked injuries on the job
Beanie Babies/Metal Detector
Dale Earnhardt memorabilia
4. A runaway logging truck is careening down a mountainside in West Virginia. What percentage of the cars which get totaled are likely to be missing mufflers?
5. What is Joie Chitwood famous for?
Chain saw art
6. What are you saving up to buy?
Bass fishing boat
7. Which follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, _________________.
8. How old should a girl be before she gets her ears pierced?
9. In which state are you most likely to be completely toothless?
10. What is considered improper to be used as a centerpiece on your dining table?
Cement block with plastic flowers
Guns and ammunition
11. At what age is a boy considered mature enough to handle firearms, tobacco and liquor?
12. What is your preferred method for catching fish?
13. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
14. Which is the most logical reason a newly wed redneck would return his wife to her family?
She was a virgin
She was frigid
She had three breasts
She smelled like Bardahl Radiator Treatment
15. Succotash is ...?
A method of smoking marijuana
A vegetable gumbo
A sexual act
A penis enlarger