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 How does this
poor girl know if people really like
her, or just
"use her"?
 Go forth, for thou
art "healed"!

LOOK BAD ..... FEEL GOOD!

Why suffer just because you are rich, famous and good-looking? You can escape the uninvited sexual attention and unwanted adulation which thwart your happiness!
Open new horizons for yourself.

Get a free ride, $10, and a pint bottle of liquor each time you vote!
Win large verdicts, posing as the victim!
Instantly qualify for disability payments!
Never be bothered again by Billy-Bob salesman!
Repulse panhandlers, stalkers, serial rapists and Jehovahs Witnessers!
Never again be turned away at a homeless shelter!

With Dr. Bukk's® Hollywood Style Fake Teeth, all this and more can be possible for you. . .

Dr. Bukk teeth are individually hand molded to size, hand carved and handpainted to look drop-dead real. Expensively educated artists manufacture the teef in our facility shown on the main page. Rumors are that Dr. Bukk uses teeth from cadavers, but that is absolutely false! They are made of a strong but lightweight non-toxic plastic. Included is a leather drawstring pouch for convenient carrying.
On the inside, a perfectly fitted set of
Dr. Bukk teef look like this. Feels good. Your natural teeth can achieve "closure" while wearing them, and the fit is snug and confident!

Metaphysical Art

Fake teeth, when well made, are perhaps the most astounding art medium in existance, because they profoundly change your image! It's totally hilarious and yet tragic at the same time.

Some people's feelings can really be hurt by this sophisticated toy, so Dr. Bukk does not recommend this product for children.

Only souls with real self-confidence about their inner beauty can handle the stares, pointing fingers and surpressed laughter generated by Dr. Bukk fake teeth. The possibilities for practical jokes are endless.

When you wear a set of Dr. Bukk teeth, you are so profoundly changed that you become "borned-agin" and must take on a new name. Your new name will be registered in the official "Bukk Fambly Bible" and you'll join the ranks with infamous Bukk Fambly members such as Seymour Butz, Marion Cousins, Boner Daley and Aiken Piles.

  Visit our hilarious list of names and photo album


Earn BUKK$ "Begattin" By Word of Mouth

While just about any self-respecting cult will promise you eternal salvation for attracting new members, we go the extra mile and actually pay you!When your "borned-agin" name is officially registered in the Bukk Fambly, you are then able to "begat" other fambly members. "Begattin" earns you a $5 check per sale ($10 for personal fittings referred by you). Be sure your friends notify Dr. Bukk that they were "begat" by you. We make it a habit to always ask and perform a search of our database. You will receive a check for $5 if you have registered your new name. This ain't Amway, but It's fun and easy to earn back more than the cost of your teeth.
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704 S. Old Belair Rd.
Grovetown, GA 30813