Explanation of How They Work
... How does this poor girl
know if people really like her,
or just "use her"?
Go forth for "Thou art HEALED!" ...
LOOK BAD ..... FEEL GOOD!
Why suffer just because you are rich, famous and good-looking? You can escape the uninvited sexual attention and unwanted adulation which thwart your happiness!
- Nobody will try to steal your DNA and sell it on eBay.
- Open new horizons for yourself.
- Get a free ride, $10, and a pint bottle of liquor each time you vote!
- Win large verdicts, posing as the victim!
- Instantly qualify for disability payments!
- Never be bothered again by Billy-Bob salesman!
- Repulse panhandlers, stalkers, serial rapists and Jehovahs Witnessers!
- Never again be turned away at a homeless shelter!
With Dr. Bukk's® Hollywood Style Fake Teeth, all this and more can be possible for you. . .
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Dr. Bukk teeth are individually hand molded to size, hand carved and handpainted to look drop-dead real. Expensively educated artists manufacture the teef in our facility shown on the main page. They are made of a strong but lightweight non-toxic plastic. Included is a leather/suede drawstring pouch for convenient carrying.
On the inside, a perfectly fitted set of Dr. Bukk teef look like this. Feels good. Your natural teeth can achieve "closure" while wearing them, and the fit is snug and confident!
Fake teeth, when well made, are perhaps the most astounding art medium in existance, because they profoundly change your image! It's totally hilarious and yet tragic at the same time.
Some people's feelings can really be hurt by this sophisticated toy, so Dr. Bukk does not recommend this product for children.
Only souls with real self-confidence about their inner beauty can handle the stares, pointing fingers and surpressed laughter generated by Dr. Bukk fake teeth. The possibilities for practical jokes are endless.
When you wear a set of Dr. Bukk teeth, you are so profoundly changed that you become "borned-agin" and must take on a new name. Your new name will be registered in the official "Bukk Fambly Bible" and you'll join the ranks with infamous Bukk Fambly members such as Seymour Butz, Marion Cousins, Boner Daley and Aiken Piles.